Total Disbelief reads the ABCNews headline.

After 67-year-old Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer, he came out of surgery missing more than he ever expected. His penis and testicles were gone.

“My wife had to hold my hand in the bed there. And she said ‘Honey it’s over. They got all the cancer.’ And she waited a few minutes and then said ‘But they had to remove your penis.’ And I was one mad dude, you know…”

No, thank God I don’t know.

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